[For once, this isn't an accidental feed! The guide has been switched on with a purpose, and that purpose is painfully evident once one gets a good look at who's on the screen.

That is indeed an extra four feet of hair on Yusuke's head, and he's not looking particularly happy about it either but what else is new?]Look, I hate to hop on the hair ( Read more... )

[The feed, at first, cuts in to what can best be described as an all-out brawl. There are chairs strewn all over the room as all hell seems to break lose, purple arms smashing into green faces and various aliens flying all over the place.]

--STOP, STOP, PLEASE--!!

[In the center of the action is a certain someone who is currently in the middle of ( Read more... )

[The feed flickers on to the inside of a bathroom, a Deckswabbers variety to be more specific. A sound of irritated grumbling can be heard, something along the lines of missing shirts and wussy aliens who can't fight, before the telltale swish of a shower curtain and the squeak of a knob. The soft hiss of the shower starts up, and all is silent ( Read more... )

[Wherever you are, wherever you may be, there is a little black haired boy zooming down the hallways, ducking and dodging through the various pedestrians and refugees, while some very irate officers follow behind.

Said little boy is only wearing an oversized white tee shirt and some baggy socks.

And he's laughing.]Nyeeeeeeeeh! C'mon, is that ( Read more... )

[If you happen to be walking through one of the shopping districts this fine afternoon (or have happened to catch a random video posted by one of the alien pedestrians), you might come across a rather strange and rare sight indeed ( Read more... )

[The sound cuts on to what can only be described as pure chaos-- aggravated whinnying, a frantic barrage of frightened 'Puuuuuu!'s, and a continuous clacking and scraping sound against the Guide ( Read more... )

[The audio kicks in first, the faint sound of a teenage boy and a nasally, breathy girl arguing in the background]

You idiot! I ordered Kira-sama Rabu Rabu no Desu, not this junk! It's a completely different series!

How the hell can you even tell? It's the same dirty stuff, isn't it?

UGH! You normal people can't even understand the intricate ( Read more... )

[The feed starts up with a small jolt, the thunderous patter of little children running around the room accidentally switching the guide on. Among the high pitched squeals and giggles, there's one voice which seems oddly out of place, the very last person one would expect trying to round up a group of toddlers.]Damn--I mean, darn it! Get your ( Read more... )

[The SS Thor open air marketplace! A busy, bustling sort of place, where you can buy fruits from any known sector in the Galaxy, jewelry and trinkets from the farthest stars, and generally pay ridiculous prices if you don't haggle them down first.

...or you steal.

Which is exactly what a certain shonen derp is doing oh so shamelessly at the ( Read more... )

[The feed flickers on, the inside of a rather nondescript bookstore in view. It's quiet for a few moments, the muffled sounds of people walking to and fro between the bookcases making up most of the noise of the video. There's nothing strange or out of the ordinary about this scene; in fact...it almost seems normal...Until the store starts to ( Read more... )